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A bit because of you but mainly because of me.

While ordering food at a restaurant, ask the server for their top two dishes they like or that people or , then choose something completely different.

By showing your own interest in his life, he is reassured that you dig him, and Hey, how did that big meeting go today? I am the best thing that happened to you, so I expect some kisses tonight.

So when his not busy he does calls me.

What if he texts before you have a chance to fire off a thank you? Is a heart attack the same as an attack of the heart? Do not offer a rejection unless he asks you out again.

Or Buy It Here… The author on the set with Greg Behrendt and Tyra Banks.

Ingenius poking tactics, get HIM to start a convo, and Facebook-specific flirting lines you can use tonight! It better not have been your number! WANT MORE FUNNY THINGS SENT TO YOUR EMAIL? Can I get back to you tonight? Making your guy laugh shows your playful side and encourages him to share his individuality with you.

Every day at night i ask him how his day was just to check on him.

What can I do for you? Where have you been hiding? Can we take a picture? Just make sure that you are putting YOURSELF as the main priority in life.