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Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

It's clearly not making a difference to its attitude.

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You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken butt and wait.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral.

You look like your father would be disappointed in you if he stayed.

I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

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