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If the bear attacks, stab your friend in the leg and run!!• I went on a hike yesterday…• In fact, pizza puns can have us laugh for such wittily arranged words.

My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house.

I am waiting for you.

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? What would happen when you drop an entire package of corn starch in the pot? The kid yam was scolded for being rude, but he blatantly replied, " I yam, what I yam".

Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing? I got a new dog and named him Achilles because he only knows how to heel.

Because he wanted to work over-time.

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She took away the extra chair in front of me.

Napoleon arrived at a banquet and exclaimed, "Bon, a party".