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I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.

pinche Ricardo, siempre sales con esas cosas — Hahahah, fucking Ricardo, you always come up with stuff like this• What the above demonstrates is neediness and we when we interviewed 100 single women.

" ----- Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

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----- Why are Mexicans so short? Why do pumpkins sit on porches? grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them.

He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder.

----- Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest? " ---- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below.

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Because they were watch dogs.