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Do you know what my shirt is made of? And if not, well, you're probably right at home with the cheesy but, emphasis, dumb, pick up lines.

Always say please and thank you.

While this line will definitely grab attention, there is a downside: short guys will be giving away the fact that the tiny little man trying to pick up the Amazon at the bar will only get shorter when he reaches for his wallet to pay for dinner, thus putting more importance on the guy actually having money.

Luckily, I have a never-ending supply of cream for you.

Brace your face for a miraculous slap.

Dedication told in the cheesiest way imaginable.

She'll be with the long island iced tea in front of her.

The best thing about being cheesy is that you're , but they're over the top enough to, hopefully, engender a chuckle and a conversation.

Always go for the girl who looks like she's open to some shenanigans.