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We lift up men who only show us darkness, and put down those brave enough to show us the light.

Sadder than a fat girl with no boobs.

" "Never marry an ugly girl.

I'm a good-looking fellow, eh?.

I know tons of them, it would take dang near a book to list them all.

" whoop you like a rented mule - as in "boy, i'm gonna whoop you like a rented mule" beat him like a run away slave-as in"John beat him like a run away slave" My grandma use to say "son of a buick" or "God bless a milk cow" cause it wasn't proper for a lady to us profane words.

She was so that she thought GrapeNuts was a venereal disease and Peter Pan was a hospital utensil.

Really have heard almost all of these at some point in my life.

You're so ugly you make onions cry.

The only thing we got to fear is a public toilet seat.